Smartie

Listen very, very closely. I’m pretty sure my child is a genius.

Counting

Did you hear that? Yep. She is genius I tell you.

Or, we count so often to “race” to clean up that she’s picked it up. That’s my bet, but, you know, I’m pretty sure the genius thing is a sure thing too.

Until she licks her shoes. Then I think genius goes out the window.